"You say you want a Revolution, well you know, we all want to change the world" (Lennon). Revolution is an extremely important concept in our society. Through revolution we can change things and make life better for ourselves. Sometimes revolution can be seen as something bad and radical and it can be, but revolution can also be for the best. Someday I want to revolutionize the world. When I do this society will be controlled by.....PENGUINS! Society will be so much better once penguins have finally asserted their dominance over the human race. Just think of how great everything will be! No longer will the movies be full of actors, but penguins. The world will be captivated by the sight of the elegant penguins waddling up to receive their academy awards. This is a great idea because penguins are practically wearing tuxedos already. Once I have put the penguins in charge, they will make me their ruler. I will be known as the Supreme Empress of the Penguin Nation. Now Congress will not be full of politicians, but penguins! Penguins are known for their supreme decision making. Besides its not like anyone ever understands politicians anyway, so when we have the penguins installed it will not be that big of a change. The flag will also be changed. The new colors will be black and white with a picture of a penguin in the middle. Also the penguins will get rid of all the roads in the country. Instead they will build a device that will change the weather to make the country more like the arctic. Instead we will travel around on the sheets of solid ice of the ground. All day when we want to get around we will slide on our stomachs on the ice just like the penguins do. This seems like a much better way to get around and at the same time the environment will be saved because we will no longer need gas. Overall, I think that letting the penguins and I rule the world is a pretty solid idea.
Lennon, John. "Revolution." Perf. Paul McCartney, George Harrison, and Ringo Starr. Rec. 10-12 July 1668. Abbey Road. The Beatles. Abbey Road Studios, 1968. CD.
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